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Lately I've been reading a lot of children's picture books, over and over? I thought "Goodnight Moon" was pretty spooky, but I had trouble finding anyone writing about that online. @redoak jokingly suggested that I become the conspiracy theorist blogger I want to see in the world, so... I did it. Here's a totally serious take on why "Goodnight Moon" is an esoteric text, from me, a serious scholar of esotericism (aka podcast listener): pseudony.ms/blags/goodnight-no

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you vs the horse statue they tell you not to worry about

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people i know having swords is worrying, but strangers on the internet having swords is hilarious. comedy is swords plus distance.

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when your tests are hermetic it's all "attaboy," but when your api docs are Hermetic suddenly it's all "you are scaring the QA testers" and "you are getting DMCA takedown notices from Alistair Crowley"

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i'm not sure why browser bookmarks allow duplicates in the same folder. that's not really how folder-metaphors work in other parts of Computer.

but, if you use chrome and want to fix duplicate bookmarks, chrome.google.com/webstore/det is pretty nice.

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going outside without earbuds and finding out there's actually a lot of voiced dialogue between people in the street but the writing is kind of meh
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According to the UK news blog I'm reading, someone just resigned from the "levelling up department," which is a shame because I still can't get past this one part in Celeste

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Today, we’re unveiling the next chapter in our story:

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breads can evolve into flatbreads under certain evolutionary pressures and environments and millions of years

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I don't know of anyone else has ever noticed this but the prime minister's surname is johnson, you know, like a willy

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Wishing all my friends and followers Happy Aphelion!

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food, silly 

runch deep, scallion... runch deep at every opportunity

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Going down to the linux store to buy more linux

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i describe my career as the unity of economics and computers. it's a perfect nonideological science

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Thinking about the kind of guy who buys a Caterpillar backhoe because he saw James Bond use one

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anyone in the Space Force beef it yet? i know there aren't any Space Wars or anything, but someone's gotta croak at their desk eventually, right?

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Abolish the bourgeois family; celebrate the lumpen fsmily

under one reading of the unitary executive, a president assaulting a secret service agent qualifies as self-abuse aka masterbation

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