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Profile for ryan wolf. Username @ryan, hates.company. Role: admin

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hopeful and mad about it. he/him, 35, pittsburgh. member of CWA Local 9009, works at google, views are my own.

Joined on Sep, 2022. 2841 posts. Followed by 685. Following 406.

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ryan wolf . @ryan,

Ellen Ripley is the perfect action hero: brave, strong, forklift certified.

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ryan wolf . @ryan,

ready to feel old? the first horse was domesticated about 5,500 years ago.

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ryan wolf . @ryan,

i have definitely seen 10 films and can name them and share cogent, sparkling anecdotes about my time observing them in the usual way.

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ryan wolf . @ryan,

what light through yonder window breaks, after 5pm, in contravention of HOA regulations?

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ryan wolf . @ryan,

if the best camera is the one you have with you,
the best shooting location is the camera store

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ryan wolf . @ryan,

my older sister was telling me about how much she hates her immersion blender, and how she's only used it 3 times.
when she mentioned that it splatters pancake batter everywhere, i asked, with a sense of mounting dread, "what did you use it for the other 2 times?"
"...pancakes"

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ryan wolf . @ryan,

while you were wasting the last 247 years experimenting with "democracy" or whatever, this 400 year old greenland shark has been studying the goddamn blade

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ryan wolf . @ryan,

i don't mean to brag, but im becoming a Pretty Big Deal over on mastodon dot world. you should see my menchies!

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ryan wolf . @ryan,

i technically dont have a license to run a business in new york either. ive never applied for one, but i also dont have one.

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ryan wolf . @ryan,

jacket season means i no longer need a bag and "no lump summer" was a success. but don't worry, fans of Ryan Making Choices, it's suspenders under sweater time now

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