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I made a game! Nemesisters is an interactive fiction game about finding your place in your big, weird family: 5000lobsters.itch.io/nemesiste

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do not sing "the twelve days of christmas" if you are a true christian. there's only one day of christmas and it's the day santa was born

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kids these days don't know what it was like to play counter strike source in a clan with Americans they didn't really like recruited from xfire forums who would ask you to read their runescape fanfiction and that's why we need to bring back national service

inside you there are two wolves. they are both named Jake. they cohost a podcast.

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chairs. as you can see, there are some current limitations on chair physics. chairs cannot rotate (because angle springs cannot rotate yet). chairs can intersect other chairs.

i like the new beck album but also suspect beck doesnt exist. this is 100% the anodyne jams a saavy alien would pump into my simulation tank.

the cybertruck is so terrible, the exact kind of terrible my garbage heart loves

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i fear that merely depicting an environment in this style is enough to summon The Goose into it

overlooked in the controversy over whether he shot first: i think greedo isn't a real space alien! over these next 247 posts i wi

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closing the mastodon tab so i can focus on opening up a new tab to check on mastodon

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oh ho?? is that a sound i hear fromst yonder behind? perhaps i shall TWIMST myself around and have an peek

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If you're a regular wine drinker how do you hide the way you get a full-body shudder and goosebumps from how bad it tastes when you take a sip

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The quote “A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds” implies the existence of a hobgoblin of big minds

the oak island money pit is actually an ancient orchestra pit. they needed somewhere to put the band.

i had too much caffeine this morning, and i'm making it EVERYONE'S PROBLEM

whiskey for my men, and flowers for my algernon

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