ryan wolf @ryan@hates.company

And I'm floating in a most purrculiar way...and the stars look very different today

i've never heard of a 'teen' and im not about to start now

if the Saw guy kidnapped me and chained me to a woodchipper or whatever I would just hang out. thats a free day off

I met a traveller, vorpal sword in hand,
Who said--"two vast and trunkless raths of mome
Rest by the Tumtum tree. . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk a frumious visage lies, whose frown,
And manxome lip, and sneer of cold command,

i love everything about kingdom hearts except the part where you play the video game

it's a good thing I can't read, or this website would have too much going on

I just blew away the .git and fuck history. Who learns from their mistakes anyway!

welcome to the jungle
we've got gunshot gunshot gunshot cash register noise
and games

one of the highest forms of art is doing some absolutely of the walls fuckass bullshit to impress someone you think is cute

Anyway I'm trying out this FOSS portable creature game: https://opmon-game.ga

Lobsters are just crunchy caterpillars, and that's beautiful

There is little more hopeless than waiting for DNS records to update.

this newspaper headline is about a "Seattle Police Anti-Crime team", which, like, shouldn't that be the only kind of team they have

apparently training my machamp to enter battles without any underwear is "illegal" and "scaring other trainers" and "holy shit is that a dick" so now i'm banned from the johto region