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Lately I've been reading a lot of children's picture books, over and over? I thought "Goodnight Moon" was pretty spooky, but I had trouble finding anyone writing about that online. @redoak jokingly suggested that I become the conspiracy theorist blogger I want to see in the world, so... I did it. Here's a totally serious take on why "Goodnight Moon" is an esoteric text, from me, a serious scholar of esotericism (aka podcast listener): pseudony.ms/blags/goodnight-no

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you vs the horse statue they tell you not to worry about

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people i know having swords is worrying, but strangers on the internet having swords is hilarious. comedy is swords plus distance.

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when your tests are hermetic it's all "attaboy," but when your api docs are Hermetic suddenly it's all "you are scaring the QA testers" and "you are getting DMCA takedown notices from Alistair Crowley"

Sondheim went out the way I plan to: having written a musical where there are trains that fuck

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A car is like a giant Lego set that breaks in very annoying ways

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I'm an enlightened centrist when it comes to the reformism/violent revolution debate. I believe only violent riots will be able to achieve incremental change

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hollering at my children to fetch me my "criming knife"

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C2x is removing K&R-style function definitions‽ How could they break backwards compatibility with C older than 1989 like this???????

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someone emailed me "this is the final story barring some unforeseen entity," which made me imagine a mysterious force or monster knocking me out of my desk and stopping the story from happening.

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There’s a simple inescapable truth at the heart of technical crypto scepticism that almost all software engineers intuit at some level:

Any application that could be done on a blockchain could be better done on a centralized database. Except crime.

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"Dolly, forget it, it's over, you missed your barking chance." -my mom talking to her dog.

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Sneaking out in the middle of the night to dig up ley lines and steal them for their copper

just sitting with my head in my hands waiting for a fake IM conversation to finish being slowly emitted by some HR training "skits but make it cyber" software from hell

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here are all the true facts I know about the US:

- Portland is a city that exists simultaneously at three different locations, but you never know where

- There's no cities in Texas, it's just Texas.

- California, especially the golden gate bridge, is constantly being destroyed by aliens or monsters or Magneto.

- the US has it's own moon and its fake

- George Washington cut down a cherry tree once and that's why Washington D.C stands for Washington District of Cherries

- the heartland is full of violent groups of armed horses on motor bikes

- there is one man in Florida, he is unstoppable.

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Language in the wild: "hyperdermic syringe" (in an Agatha Christie book!) Would that even work?

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seeking a job at the local veterinary clinic as the cat
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fuck around and find out?

NO

fuck around and find God 🙏 🙏

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What's youre favourite foss app? I like mozzarella sticks

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The Halting Problem is a well-known problem in the field of computer science, based on the problem of computers and how we can make them halt forever

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Fun fact:
ABBA is the first half of the level skip code in Disney's Aladdin on the Mega Drive.

Also the second half.

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