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Lately I've been reading a lot of children's picture books, over and over? I thought "Goodnight Moon" was pretty spooky, but I had trouble finding anyone writing about that online. @redoak jokingly suggested that I become the conspiracy theorist blogger I want to see in the world, so... I did it. Here's a totally serious take on why "Goodnight Moon" is an esoteric text, from me, a serious scholar of esotericism (aka podcast listener): pseudony.ms/blags/goodnight-no

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you vs the horse statue they tell you not to worry about

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people i know having swords is worrying, but strangers on the internet having swords is hilarious. comedy is swords plus distance.

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when your tests are hermetic it's all "attaboy," but when your api docs are Hermetic suddenly it's all "you are scaring the QA testers" and "you are getting DMCA takedown notices from Alistair Crowley"

The Vanishing (1988), Bubbles from the Trailer Park Boys is a normal French guy with the usual loving family, sensible euro car, hobbies, etc.

according to melt, it's 130% done concatenating some smaller videos into a single file. 130%, and still doing... something.

one guard only tells lies, the other only eat hot chip

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all of the Eternals sound like names my kid makes for D&D characters he doesn't care about

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I wish my cats were good at hiding, but they just sit there in the middle of rooms like assholes. This is no help for my posts.

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Sorry all, today's not the day. Go home. (puts a big "Closed" sign on the instance window)

it is absolutely wild that the head of the federal reserve does not have to have their stocks held in a blind trust: thedailybeast.com/federal-rese

this is the person who can tank the market just by picking up their coffee mug funny during a press conference, that person is allowed to play the market.

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wife comes at you fast, life comes at you fast

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Setting myself up as an ley-line-source and haunted-peat-bog-source heat pump installation expert ready for those sweet, sweet government grant megaquids

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i want the alien archaeologists who excavate the internet in 20000 years to know that i believe Arse Covid, a divergent but no less lethal strain of normal covid, is real

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YOU: 500 years ago i would have been a blacksmith known for engineering ingenious machines harnessing the power of water
ME: 500 years ago i would cuckold a joiner

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You may be down bad RN, but at least you arent someone who cares about their steam level and profile design

at the 1618 LARP, my anachronistic "refenestrator" skull t-shirt is raising a lot of questions answered by my anachronistic "refenestrator" skull t-shirt

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