Ellen Ripley is the perfect action hero: brave, strong, forklift certified.

ready to feel old? the first horse was domesticated about 5,500 years ago.

i have definitely seen 10 films and can name them and share cogent, sparkling anecdotes about my time observing them in the usual way.

what light through yonder window breaks, after 5pm, in contravention of HOA regulations?

sorry, the year of linux on the desktop was 2002, when i got Familiar Linux working on a Compaq iPaq by following this guide over dialup in my parent's attic https://math.bme.hu/~lackac/ipaq/linux-ipaq/Linux-iPAQ-HOWTO-1.1.html

if the best camera is the one you have with you,
the best shooting location is the camera store

my older sister was telling me about how much she hates her immersion blender, and how she's only used it 3 times.
when she mentioned that it splatters pancake batter everywhere, i asked, with a sense of mounting dread, "what did you use it for the other 2 times?"
"...pancakes"

while you were wasting the last 247 years experimenting with "democracy" or whatever, this 400 year old greenland shark has been studying the goddamn blade

i don't mean to brag, but im becoming a Pretty Big Deal over on mastodon dot world. you should see my menchies!

screed time

i technically dont have a license to run a business in new york either. ive never applied for one, but i also dont have one.

jacket season means i no longer need a bag and "no lump summer" was a success. but don't worry, fans of Ryan Making Choices, it's suspenders under sweater time now