ryan wolf @ryan@hates.company

The crocuses in my yard all picked slightly different times to bloom. This one picked the right time, no competition for those good spring rays and no frost to merc it. Good job, lil crocus!

bored WFH? close one (1) door in your house each morning, and watch your cats melt down in the brave new world you've constructed. rotate which door each day, they have lil tennis ball brains so as long as your house has 2 doors they'll be surprised every time.

cherb is a weird little goblin

you vs the horse statue they tell you not to worry about

no vacancy

Do I have a perfectly functional vacuum cleaner I could use instead? Yes. Are you a perfect villain for bringing it up? Also yes.

I did get the christmas tree out of the house before the end of jan, which I think is pretty good for a new parent. On the other hand, I broke the broom while sweeping up the dead needles, and then just gave up and went to bed with a living room full of dead needles. Half credit?

you: "chording" all the keys on your keyboard at once, programming in emacs
me: unable to figure out how to insert in vim, 0 code written, therefore blameless and pure

orgmode doesn't exist and you all need to stop lying

drank a lot of ice tea so i could stay up and battle the screamy baby during his bottle feed, but he drank it all with 0 fuss. now he's dead asleep and i am W I R E D. i have no other choice: i must now pick a fight with an emacs user to burn off this extra energy

cherb is a grumpy little man

all reading christopher tolkien's shitty fanfic to learn more about the flame of udun

rewatched the first lord of the rings today, and teen me was right: elves and shit rules

i'm so tired i just switched sweaters because i couldn't figure out which way was front on the other one

something for all the #gamers out there https://adirobertson.itch.io/ban-the-president

It took me 2.5 hours to make this 30 minute easy recipe: https://www.halfbakedharvest.com/ginger-sesame-noodles/#bo-recipe