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people i know having swords is worrying, but strangers on the internet having swords is hilarious. comedy is swords plus distance.

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i saw "The Hobbit" on a list of fantasy heist books, and i'm mad because it's the worst kind of correct

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I don't know what "praxis" means, but spamming Amazon's cool union busting website is praxis: doitwithoutdues.com/contact

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you vs the horse statue they tell you not to worry about

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If you die in real life you die in Mario Kart

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they'll say this no matter the recorded temp, just to be clear

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a line of luxury baby tub thermometers that say "You're ruining your boy!" in the voice of H. Jon Benjamin

i am that bane of pollsters everywhere, the low information poster

Disney's furry Robin Hood got that way when they reused assets from a scrapped Reynard the Fox movie: io9.gizmodo.com/the-inspiratio . The characters all line up (like the prince being a lion) because they looked the right way (ie the wolf looking mean), it's amazing.

days since i accidentally used "keep the trains running on time" in a positive sense in a work interaction: 0
I swear I'm not super into retro italian fascism! it's just a really evokative phrase in a world of deadlines and launches and stuff!

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bout to have a 3 hour meeting about cool new toys where my main feedback is "tactically, we should never touch these toys. giving them all to this other team would be a huge win for making our workload manageable." pray for meeeeeeee

To solve the symbol grounding problem, I propose sending all AI to their rooms. There, now AI is grounded.

Tyler Crumrine (creator of Beak, Feather, & Bone) is starting a game company and an indie rpg subscription service! possibleworldsgames.com/upcomi

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Mufo: I won’t say their name but there’s a certain piece of shit who I have blocked and I hate them. I have them blocked everywhere and they can’t see my account because I blocked them.

Me, reading the post: Gee I hope this isn’t about me

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do i need to know about x1 through x85 before i start learning x86

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even though pokemon is an anime, pokemon are muppets

eyes shut, feeling my way around the timeline, trying to find the "new post" button without seeing the meta. "always on offense" i sob, as i misclick on a poll about ecoterrorism, again

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anarchism means yelling that you're an anarchist, the more you yell that you're an anarchist, the more anarchism it is

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