ryan wolf @ryan@hates.company
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hopeful and mad about it. 34, he/him, pittsburgh. member of alphabet workers union, works at google, views are my own.
Joined Jul 2019
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Lately I've been reading a lot of children's picture books, over and over? I thought "Goodnight Moon" was pretty spooky, but I had trouble finding anyone writing about that online. @redoak jokingly suggested that I become the conspiracy theorist blogger I want to see in the world, so... I did it. Here's a totally serious take on why "Goodnight Moon" is an esoteric text, from me, a serious scholar of esotericism (aka podcast listener): https://pseudony.ms/blags/goodnight-nobody.html
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people i know having swords is worrying, but strangers on the internet having swords is hilarious. comedy is swords plus distance.
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when your tests are hermetic it's all "attaboy," but when your api docs are Hermetic suddenly it's all "you are scaring the QA testers" and "you are getting DMCA takedown notices from Alistair Crowley"
it is i, the hobgoblin of small minds
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Tossed salad *and* scrambled eggs... in *this* economy?
i'm not sure why browser bookmarks allow duplicates in the same folder. that's not really how folder-metaphors work in other parts of Computer.
but, if you use chrome and want to fix duplicate bookmarks, https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/supersorter/hjebfgojnlefhdgmomncgjglmdckngij is pretty nice.
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going outside without earbuds and finding out there's actually a lot of voiced dialogue between people in the street but the writing is kind of meh
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According to the UK news blog I'm reading, someone just resigned from the "levelling up department," which is a shame because I still can't get past this one part in Celeste
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breads can evolve into flatbreads under certain evolutionary pressures and environments and millions of years
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I don't know of anyone else has ever noticed this but the prime minister's surname is johnson, you know, like a willy
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Wishing all my friends and followers Happy Aphelion!
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"crossposting" is when you post angrily
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3th of July
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Going down to the linux store to buy more linux
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Sent from your iPhone
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i describe my career as the unity of economics and computers. it's a perfect nonideological science
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Thinking about the kind of guy who buys a Caterpillar backhoe because he saw James Bond use one
anyone in the Space Force beef it yet? i know there aren't any Space Wars or anything, but someone's gotta croak at their desk eventually, right?
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Abolish the bourgeois family; celebrate the lumpen fsmily
under one reading of the unitary executive, a president assaulting a secret service agent qualifies as self-abuse aka masterbation
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hopeful and mad about it. 34, he/him, pittsburgh. member of alphabet workers union, works at google, views are my own.
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