ryan wolf @ryan@hates.company
hopeful and mad about it. pittsburgh. work at google, views are my own
Joined Jul 2019
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I made a game! Nemesisters is an interactive fiction game about finding your place in your big, weird family: https://5000lobsters.itch.io/nemesisters
being on the west coast for a week is nice because the news has a chance to wake up before me. on the east coast, me and the news stare at each blearily across the breakfast table, until i scream "and then what?!"
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john venn: ok now fellas, i know you all hate me for my obsession with making diagrams, and also for my obsession with set theory, but which of you hate me for both? observe,
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hot local ROCKS want YOU to regulate your body temperature on them
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HIMBY (He's In My Backyard)
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Hyperlink’s coworkers: “Follow me to the land of fairies and pixie dust! Let’s drink magic potions and whisper the secrets of transformation!”
My coworkers: “I’m not racist but”
important update: flight continues to be a mistake, on par with computers
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All wHalers Are Bastards (AHAB)
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Debian is basically Windows but with no Internet
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want to feel old? mastodon roamed the earth 20,000 years ago
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Making a post about my newsletter so I can pin it, subscribe to Don't Threaten Me With a Good Lifetime and tell your friends, fuckos http://www.tinyletter.com/pixleyamelia
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Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Gay
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Twitter is the worst instance, I’m so glad we all decided not to federate with it
at the 1:03 mark of https://youtu.be/yVm_ljDSdwA . its the same song!!
at the 23 minute mark of the finale of Sherlock, that one melody from Mass Effect is playing in the background and it's messing me up
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Someone tried to connect to my MUD via their browser and because of how character creation works right now, that kind of worked so there's now a player standing in Crossed Candles Inn with the user name "GET / HTTP/1.1"
listened to pittsburgh symphony play bolero tonight. it's so amazing live!
leaving bank employees with the vague impression you are pals, from online
parasocial engineering by parakevin mitnick
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Owning a cat is a delicate dance between letting them be the animal they are and indulging their impulses and making sure they don't eat plastic. This is the human relationship between man and beast.
my bar trivia team was second to last, but at least we beat the team named "weed guy 420 69"
hopeful and mad about it. pittsburgh. work at google, views are my own
Joined Jul 2019
