ryan wolf @ryan@hates.company

Lately I've been reading a lot of children's picture books, over and over? I thought "Goodnight Moon" was pretty spooky, but I had trouble finding anyone writing about that online. @redoak jokingly suggested that I become the conspiracy theorist blogger I want to see in the world, so... I did it. Here's a totally serious take on why "Goodnight Moon" is an esoteric text, from me, a serious scholar of esotericism (aka podcast listener): https://pseudony.ms/blags/goodnight-nobody.html

you vs the horse statue they tell you not to worry about

people i know having swords is worrying, but strangers on the internet having swords is hilarious. comedy is swords plus distance.

when your tests are hermetic it's all "attaboy," but when your api docs are Hermetic suddenly it's all "you are scaring the QA testers" and "you are getting DMCA takedown notices from Alistair Crowley"

back in the day, if you wanted wifi to work on your linux computer, you had to invite a burly guy named Ndiswrapper to your house and let him shit on your mom's nicest tablecloth. to this day, i'm still not sure what he got out of this arrangement, or how that fixed the wifi

did i buy a starch press openbsd book in high school (in a real physical barnes and nobles) and try to install it on my only working computer? you bet
did i do that mostly because someone mentioned it on megatokyo one time? absolutely
did i get networking or startx working? extremely no

it reminds me of the trend to call baby yoda "baby yoda" instead of his copyright (which i'm never learning). have fun out there dodging and weaving around the megacorps, everybody

i think the "talking about morbius way after sony's made the bulk of the money they are making from it" meme is funny and nice. post morbs

Lee seems to have only moved one pawn while Vincent is moving what looks like his third piece of the game. Spoooooooky!

Christopher Lee and Vincent Price had the same birthday, today. They were in very many of the kind of cheesy movies I love. They were in so many movies in fact that they were in 24 movies together: https://screenrant.com/christopher-lee-peter-cushing-24-movies-all/

Happy birthday, you enormous cheeseballs!

im sure this omnibus will goof it up soon, but the Night Lords are the funniest 40k faction and i love my awful sons?

they are like that mopey vampire faction, but somehow so much more petulant? their whole deal is an earnest desire to bully space marines, forever.

its like if gormenghast was part of 40k, they are horrid instead of horrific.