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I made a game! Nemesisters is an interactive fiction game about finding your place in your big, weird family: 5000lobsters.itch.io/nemesiste

a bounteous internet point harvest greets me this day

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And I'm floating in a most purrculiar way...and the stars look very different today

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i've never heard of a 'teen' and im not about to start now

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if the Saw guy kidnapped me and chained me to a woodchipper or whatever I would just hang out. thats a free day off

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I met a traveller, vorpal sword in hand,
Who said--"two vast and trunkless raths of mome
Rest by the Tumtum tree. . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk a frumious visage lies, whose frown,
And manxome lip, and sneer of cold command,

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i love everything about kingdom hearts except the part where you play the video game

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it's a good thing I can't read, or this website would have too much going on

that's it, I'm going to have a kid just to annoy that "Don't Marry" guy. bonzaibuddy-ass spammer.

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I just blew away the .git and fuck history. Who learns from their mistakes anyway!

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welcome to the jungle
we've got gunshot gunshot gunshot cash register noise
and games

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one of the highest forms of art is doing some absolutely of the walls fuckass bullshit to impress someone you think is cute

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Lobsters are just crunchy caterpillars, and that's beautiful

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There is little more hopeless than waiting for DNS records to update.

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this newspaper headline is about a "Seattle Police Anti-Crime team", which, like, shouldn't that be the only kind of team they have

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apparently training my machamp to enter battles without any underwear is "illegal" and "scaring other trainers" and "holy shit is that a dick" so now i'm banned from the johto region

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