ryan wolf @ryan@hates.company

people i know having swords is worrying, but strangers on the internet having swords is hilarious. comedy is swords plus distance.

cherb is a weird little goblin

i saw "The Hobbit" on a list of fantasy heist books, and i'm mad because it's the worst kind of correct

I don't know what "praxis" means, but spamming Amazon's cool union busting website is praxis: http://doitwithoutdues.com/contact

you vs the horse statue they tell you not to worry about

they'll say this no matter the recorded temp, just to be clear

a line of luxury baby tub thermometers that say "You're ruining your boy!" in the voice of H. Jon Benjamin

i am that bane of pollsters everywhere, the low information poster

Disney's furry Robin Hood got that way when they reused assets from a scrapped Reynard the Fox movie: https://io9.gizmodo.com/the-inspiration-for-disneys-robin-hood-wasnt-actually-r-1637183737 . The characters all line up (like the prince being a lion) because they looked the right way (ie the wolf looking mean), it's amazing.

days since i accidentally used "keep the trains running on time" in a positive sense in a work interaction: 0
I swear I'm not super into retro italian fascism! it's just a really evokative phrase in a world of deadlines and launches and stuff!

bout to have a 3 hour meeting about cool new toys where my main feedback is "tactically, we should never touch these toys. giving them all to this other team would be a huge win for making our workload manageable." pray for meeeeeeee

To solve the symbol grounding problem, I propose sending all AI to their rooms. There, now AI is grounded.

Tyler Crumrine (creator of Beak, Feather, & Bone) is starting a game company and an indie rpg subscription service! https://www.possibleworldsgames.com/upcoming

eyes shut, feeling my way around the timeline, trying to find the "new post" button without seeing the meta. "always on offense" i sob, as i misclick on a poll about ecoterrorism, again