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The crocuses in my yard all picked slightly different times to bloom. This one picked the right time, no competition for those good spring rays and no frost to merc it. Good job, lil crocus!

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bored WFH? close one (1) door in your house each morning, and watch your cats melt down in the brave new world you've constructed. rotate which door each day, they have lil tennis ball brains so as long as your house has 2 doors they'll be surprised every time.

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you vs the horse statue they tell you not to worry about

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proposed new osi network layer model
0. money
1. electronics
2. computers (do not touch)
3. computers (your problem)
4. computers (your fault)
5. feelings

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coming out of plato's cave and I've been doing just fine

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when i was reading cyberpunk novels as a tween in the 90's i never thought i would end up living in a time when the city labor council's meeting to remove the police union from their coalition would be zoombombed by hentai

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i don't know what i said to get this look, i hope we're still friends

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the noid is real and it's my friend

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"it seems to me that we never really fix our problems, but merely exchange one set for another"
PUZZLE QUEST: CHALLENGE OF THE WARLORDS (2008)

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omw to the doritos factory to get flavor blasted, y'all need anything?

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Inviting my coworker to skullsite:

@DanTheMan78 8/11/20 5:54am

my gendah is da frikkin punishah :skullglasses:

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you can tell the tech industry is a mess by how often projects prominently advertise the tools used. "written in rust!" "100% python using Super Fancy Library! ". it'd be like a carpenter bragging about the brand of saw they use instead of pointing at the cool things they've made.

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survey monkey dot com isn't what I thought it was, u just survey normal humans. I am in need of monkey opinions

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Anyone have recommendations for gaming podcasts hosted by women of color?

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when trying to sort out audio problems with zoom, perhaps the least useful help i've been given is "figure your shit out".

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Hope that despite COVID, my American friends are able to still celebrate today in true American fashion: unloading two assault rifles into the air while balls-deep in a prize hog.

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food, alc, shitposting 

meet me at the vegan tiki bar with a mask and an extra long bendy straw

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Communists 🤝 conservatives
"'Born in the U.S.A.' is an appropriate song to play on the Fourth of July."

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