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Lately I've been reading a lot of children's picture books, over and over? I thought "Goodnight Moon" was pretty spooky, but I had trouble finding anyone writing about that online. @redoak jokingly suggested that I become the conspiracy theorist blogger I want to see in the world, so... I did it. Here's a totally serious take on why "Goodnight Moon" is an esoteric text, from me, a serious scholar of esotericism (aka podcast listener): pseudony.ms/blags/goodnight-no

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you vs the horse statue they tell you not to worry about

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people i know having swords is worrying, but strangers on the internet having swords is hilarious. comedy is swords plus distance.

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when your tests are hermetic it's all "attaboy," but when your api docs are Hermetic suddenly it's all "you are scaring the QA testers" and "you are getting DMCA takedown notices from Alistair Crowley"

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Wishing all my friends and followers Happy Aphelion!

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food, silly 

runch deep, scallion... runch deep at every opportunity

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Going down to the linux store to buy more linux

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i describe my career as the unity of economics and computers. it's a perfect nonideological science

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Thinking about the kind of guy who buys a Caterpillar backhoe because he saw James Bond use one

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anyone in the Space Force beef it yet? i know there aren't any Space Wars or anything, but someone's gotta croak at their desk eventually, right?

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Abolish the bourgeois family; celebrate the lumpen fsmily

under one reading of the unitary executive, a president assaulting a secret service agent qualifies as self-abuse aka masterbation

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turning a page over on the calendar and booing the new month

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*jailbreaks my tamogotchi* yeah I guess I'm basically a hacktivist now

it was truly the Secretariat of bad posts, unchallenged in its day and for decades after

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from now on all my talks will be titled "bunch of complicated stuff explanation any% glitchless"

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The exorcist head spinning/puking scene except she says shit like "that's the tea, sis!," "canceled!," "based," etc.

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which is worse:
* that there's a netflix category called "anime for gamers"
* that i've seen most of them already

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