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I made a game! Nemesisters is an interactive fiction game about finding your place in your big, weird family: 5000lobsters.itch.io/nemesiste

it's almost pumpkin circumstance again

when I closed the door and the cat didn't immediately throw himself against it, I feared my little weirdo had grown out of hanging out in the bathroom with me. then I turned around and found that he had slept all night in there just to get the drop on me.

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programming allows you to turn your terrible ideas into terrible programs

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imagine having drafts. imagine having a whole folder full of ideas you didn't immediately either flesh out or forget

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vending machines are just snack landlords

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liars, damned liars, and statisticians

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me when i am drinking a tall glass of water and someone reveals a surprising twist in the plot

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“It’s a double edged sword” yeah no shit dude that’s like 90% of swords

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Can you guess which of these are pokemon and which are vegetables? It can be surprisingly hard!

1. Squirtle
2. Carrot
3. Wartortle
4. Lettuce
5. Onion
6. Blastoise
7. Mega Blastoise
8. Broccoli

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i defy you to find a weirder gargoyle than this one i found in Dublin

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hamming distance is really neat as a concept but it sounds so fucking funny

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some of you need a sexual asleepening

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“Over 900 Amazon employees have signed an internal petition pledging to walk out over their employer’s lack of action on climate change. The demonstration, scheduled to start at 11:30 am Pacific time on September 20, will mark the first time in Amazon’s 25-year history that workers at its Seattle headquarters have walked off the job, though many are taking paid vacation to do so.”

“Amazon Employees Will Walk Out Over the Company's Climate Change Inaction”

wired.com/story/amazon-walkout

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I also have a black book but mine lists all the names and numbers of the local dominoes

the guy driving this pony trap keeps signalling to the horse with a kind of santa laugh which makes his stories a little off-putting:

and so the lyme disease is very serious

ho ho ho ho

you have to take antibiotics in hospital

ho ho ho ho

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