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hopeful and mad about it. he/him, 35, pittsburgh. member of alphabet workers union, works at google, views are my own. https://pseudony.ms/

"hygge blofeld over here" - @alex@dads.cool

Joined Sep, 2022
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Posted 2055

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ryan wolf @ryan
Apr 12, 12:41

Ellen Ripley is the perfect action hero: brave, strong, forklift certified.

Apr 12, 2023, 12:41
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ryan wolf @ryan
Dec 04, 2022

ready to feel old? the first horse was domesticated about 5,500 years ago.

Dec 04, 2022, 18:53
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ryan wolf @ryan
Jun 01, 23:27

google assistant suggested i test out the voice command "call the nearest post office" and like what and like why and like don't

Jun 01, 2023, 23:27
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ryan wolf @ryan
Jun 01, 00:09

in the 70s someone decided that "space" must sounds like a very sleepy koala testing out the synths on an electronic keyboard, and we've all just gone along with it

Jun 01, 2023, 00:09
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ryan wolf @ryan
May 31, 21:58

of highway repairs, people are always saying "let em work, let em live," but never "let em love." my new kickstarter "traffic island fuck dens" plans to change all that

May 31, 2023, 21:58
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ryan wolf @ryan
May 31, 15:06

Work a day in your life, and you'll never fish fear me.

May 31, 2023, 15:06
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ryan wolf @ryan
May 29, 21:29

i read a little bit about how LEDs work and now understand less about how LEDs work

May 29, 2023, 21:29
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ryan wolf @ryan
May 29, 19:08

the other bikeys will never let me live down that time i thought it was "ride and die" and followed the wrong directions for how to be super into motorbikes

May 29, 2023, 19:08
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ryan wolf @ryan
May 27, 21:41
food

fresh strawbs, picked today at the in law's garden.

in the eastern pa style of calling everything by the name it had three revisions ago, the delicious patch of land next to the house is called the "truck patch." no one in the family has owned a truck in the current millennium.

May 27, 2023, 21:41
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ryan wolf @ryan
May 27, 00:10

'ware

May 27, 2023, 00:10
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ryan wolf @ryan
May 26, 20:39

chuds are all about living in the suburbs and muh freedoms, but have you compared the rules for public pools in pittsburgh vs the surrounding cities?

  • Whitehall Borough: kids must be accompanied by not just an adult, but their guardian. people who don't live in the right zip code cannot buy a day pass
  • Pittsburgh: lol it's a pool, get in here

enjoy arguing with your citywide mutant homeowner's association about whether your visiting niece is allowed to swim, you rugged individualist.

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