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Lately I've been reading a lot of children's picture books, over and over? I thought "Goodnight Moon" was pretty spooky, but I had trouble finding anyone writing about that online. @redoak jokingly suggested that I become the conspiracy theorist blogger I want to see in the world, so... I did it. Here's a totally serious take on why "Goodnight Moon" is an esoteric text, from me, a serious scholar of esotericism (aka podcast listener): pseudony.ms/blags/goodnight-no

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ryan wolf

you vs the horse statue they tell you not to worry about

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people i know having swords is worrying, but strangers on the internet having swords is hilarious. comedy is swords plus distance.

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when your tests are hermetic it's all "attaboy," but when your api docs are Hermetic suddenly it's all "you are scaring the QA testers" and "you are getting DMCA takedown notices from Alistair Crowley"

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caffeine sorcerer (grade 1)

give me your favorite hyperpop playlists!

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Deerito :heart_nb:
I enjoyed a thing once.
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I cannot explain why "search results of a bunch of people misspelling something" is so funny to me, but here's the Zach Synder fan club: letterboxd.com/search/zach+syn

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Living Coyote Skull

I’m on a paleo diet, I can only eat fossils

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stannable John Oliver

"this is a coupe" "this is a sedan" please i am gay and i never learned car genders i dont know what this means

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Sid🎨

watching jimmy fallon and paris hilton talk about apes and the audience is applauding and I look down and see my entire body floating away

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paeneultima

@MmeLibertine my engagement was fueled by having my hatred reinforced thoroughly every second of it.

I am a spite-based organism.

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global worming denialist

Gestalt of Rivia

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hannah 🐿️

Beating my paws helplessly against the screen and sobbing

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Aoife ☕ 🧙‍♀️:sparkles_bi:

boys cancelling headphones

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global worming denialist

I use mastodon respectfully,
I'm only in the honourable mentions.

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S.C.H.R.A.T.Z.E.

Why upload your files to the cloud when instead you could upload them into the sun

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crows call me breadlady

intentions matter in magic and basically nowhere else

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ブレンダン (ジャンク品)

holding this up at the kraftwerk concert

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charles greene

you know a memes gonna be good when the image looks like i left it in ythe washing machine

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Living Coyote Skull

Fetid is a good word

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amoebia🦠

many people have told me that my greatest weakness is making too many good posts too often. but that's my burden to bear

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I had somehow uninstalled some Visual Studio 2013 thing that causes Kindle Previewer to barf on fonts: drivereasy.com/knowledge/best-

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The only way to test Amazon's EPUB conversion on a real device is to put it up on their store and then buy a copy. Sideloading only works with MOBIs, so you'll waste time debugging EPUB -> MOBI bugs and as a bonus still have no idea how your book will render on a physical kindle

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I wrote the test EPUB we both used myself, I've already worked around KP silently deduping totally different EPUBs with the same uid or whatever.

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