ryan wolf @ryan@hates.company

The crocuses in my yard all picked slightly different times to bloom. This one picked the right time, no competition for those good spring rays and no frost to merc it. Good job, lil crocus!

bored WFH? close one (1) door in your house each morning, and watch your cats melt down in the brave new world you've constructed. rotate which door each day, they have lil tennis ball brains so as long as your house has 2 doors they'll be surprised every time.

cherb is a weird little goblin

you vs the horse statue they tell you not to worry about

no vacancy

riddle me this: why is every fantasy book is in both the "adult" and "young adult" genres according to goodreads. example: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/51340378-the-mask-of-mirrors

highlight of The Great Australian Bakeoff so far: everyone keeps calling the structure they compete in "the shed"

when it comes to cinematic inspirations for my Apocalypse Dad look, I'm taking more cues from Wall-E than Mad Max

With some recent... err... *updates* to my sleep schedule, I've been able to capture rare, time-sensitive collectible Cherbs I usually miss. According to the trading card text, this one is called KolCherb: The Night Stalker

as a new dad, I have an inaugural dad joke:

I'm really starting to worry about my kid, everyone keeps asking if he was born yesterday. first off, RUDE, but also yes.

i made a spooky yard friend

i don't think Dr. Frankenfurter ever intended to send for a satanic mechanic.