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I made a game! Nemesisters is an interactive fiction game about finding your place in your big, weird family: 5000lobsters.itch.io/nemesiste

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oh ho?? is that a sound i hear fromst yonder behind? perhaps i shall TWIMST myself around and have an peek

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If you're a regular wine drinker how do you hide the way you get a full-body shudder and goosebumps from how bad it tastes when you take a sip

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The quote “A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds” implies the existence of a hobgoblin of big minds

the oak island money pit is actually an ancient orchestra pit. they needed somewhere to put the band.

i had too much caffeine this morning, and i'm making it EVERYONE'S PROBLEM

whiskey for my men, and flowers for my algernon

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i want a girl with a short week and a looooooooong weekend

TIL about en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soldiers . this makes way more sense than trying to jam the whole slice in by the corners or shredding it by hand into sadness polygons, which is how i've always done it

the press conflating an instance with the fediverse in indianexpress.com/article/tech is an interesting problem. it reads to the layman like a got kicked off the network, when they haven't even been banned from communicating with that instance from somewhere else.

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the river hag myth was created to demonise women who liked to hang around under the algae and snatch unwary lads down to the deep. that's sexist as fuck when you think about it imho.

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the only good thing about going offline is that it gives you time to do neat stuff you can post about next time you’re online

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at least im making 1.561 billion cookies per second

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I just thought of a cake in the shape of a Hilbert curve to optimize for the best part of the cake: the edges, then I discovered someone already made it! I'm glad that there are brains out there that think about the same stuff as me.

mpetroff.net/2019/04/hilbert-c

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