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i love everything everyone started because they were stuck at home. every half-cocked podcast, every forgettable 0.5-part youtube series, every github repo that's just a README. it's all great, you're doing great.

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bored WFH? close one (1) door in your house each morning, and watch your cats melt down in the brave new world you've constructed. rotate which door each day, they have lil tennis ball brains so as long as your house has 2 doors they'll be surprised every time.

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AnCap stands for (An)imal(C)rossing(A)ctivity(P)ub

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*eminem sitting on the toilet*: im beginning to feel like a crap god, crap god

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DO NOT BE FOOLED by the BEE's YELLOW AND BLACK COLOUR SCHEME. she is a COMMUNIST and a STATIST

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I just released a mini EP of cozy Animal Crossing-inspired tunes called Tiny Postcards! ๐Ÿ“ฎ Here's a little preview below ๐Ÿ๏ธ ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ’›  

Listen/purchase the full songs on Bandcamp: visager.bandcamp.com/album/tin

100% of profits going to NYCโ€™s Citymeals program which is continuing to bring food to elderly New Yorkers at risk during c19.

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2020 Top Tip!

from now on, pronounce all words as if you are a Pokemon whose name is that word

*the premise of this joke is that everyone is named Lassie and also that my jokes are funny*
"what's that, Lassie? Lassie is stuck in a well?"

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Everyday now simultaneously feels like both Monday and Friday.

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one day I will forget how to read and my life will improve

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Like a true gamer, my tombstone will have a giant โ€œFโ€ button that people can press

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I would really love a peacetime fantasy RPG. 

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i'm not the target demo for mtv anymore, but hunter x hunter is on netflix so i guess some algorithm loves me

if this keeps up for another 5-6 weeks i may finally get around to refreshing my https certs

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i love everything everyone started because they were stuck at home. every half-cocked podcast, every forgettable 0.5-part youtube series, every github repo that's just a README. it's all great, you're doing great.

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Keeping up with the latest news, science, and non-US-aligned analysis:
* Fuck
* FUCK
* Instantly become literally insane and totally non-functional from the utter sense of doom

Not keeping up with the latest news, science, and non-US-aligned analysis:
* Hmm OK I can work now
* Gradually overcome with the feeling that I'm sleepwalking into a woodchipper

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ok im just going to say it. you trying to be epic is like me filling a yahtzee box with cornflakes... no dice

yiff.life/@kd/1039094613484343 because all of you weirdos should spread out so being on a single-user instance seems less unibomber-y

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Reply to this post with small instances! Include the URL, what the theme of the instance is, and maybe a reason or two that you like it!

I encourage you to boost this! <3 Let's do some decentralisation!

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