I did get the christmas tree out of the house before the end of jan, which I think is pretty good for a new parent. On the other hand, I broke the broom while sweeping up the dead needles, and then just gave up and went to bed with a living room full of dead needles. Half credit?


Do I have a perfectly functional vacuum cleaner I could use instead? Yes. Are you a perfect villain for bringing it up? Also yes.

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