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i saw "The Hobbit" on a list of fantasy heist books, and i'm mad because it's the worst kind of correct
@ryan wow it’s true
@ryan lord of the rings is an inverse heist
@ryan (much like santa claus)
@ryan .......wow me too now thanks
@ryan They even assemble the team like a formulaic heist movie...
@ryan you've seen Ocean's 11 now here's Bilbo's 13
@ryan You mean the dramatic retelling of the heist of Lonely Mountain, called "Thorin's Thirteen"?
@minervissa I'm sure this joke will make sense and also rule in about 33 hours
@ryan Ocean's Eleven
@minervissa oh no I thought this was a reply to https://hates.company/@ryan/106433920702340374 . sorry for not making any sense!
@ryan Your joke makes sense now too XD
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i'd like to see Guy Richie make a film of it.