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talked to my neighbor for the first time in 6 months. he said he figured out I had a kid because I got so much slower bringing my empty cans back in after trash day. A+++ genius level dunks.
@balrogboogie @touk @ryan i simply do not have the option of not spending time with my child, as they can only be alone when they are asleep
@ryan oh god, all the things that used to take 30 seconds and now are like "let's see if I'll get to that by 9 PM"