so a few years ago I got excited about tiki drink and got a tiki book and tiki syrups and tiki cups. the cups rule for everyday use, but the tiki book always wanted some super weird fruit juice in every drink I never had, and the syrups eventually went bad from low use. is this just a thing that only minor Tim Burton characters do at home, or is there a secret "shelf-stable, tiny fruit juice can" store I'm just not finding?

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as I start reading an article about "citrus stocks," a counter over my head for my current place in line for the wall when the revolution comes starts ticking madly upwards punchdrink.com/articles/sustai

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