@PsyChuan that story is amazing! if I'm reading https://www.cnet.com/home/energy-and-utilities/nasa-solar-probe-becomes-fastest-object-ever-built-as-it-touches-the-sun/ right, those jerks at NASA have recently spoiled this great trivia answer. Parker is travelling at about 13 escape velocities
@ryan @PsyChuan the manhole cover is still the fastest object on earth.