i wander the search result halls pleading
"christmas gift for wife?"
oprah, country living, cool ratings site dot com, all ignore me
i frantically click further, page 5, page 8
"CHRISTMAS GIFT FOR WIFE?"
my screams fall on deaf ears, no one will help me with my important shopping decisions
@CarlCravens it's weird i tried that and it just said
"i tired of you small humans with your tiny problems.
single-user instance for @firstname.lastname@example.org