as soon as i got to their house, my family wanted me to leave my breakfast muffin behind and go with them to rescue a snapping turtle up the road. here's me drinking iced coffee in a Kate Bush tshirt, ignoring turtle peril, the most like a Schitt's Creek character i've ever been.

the turtle has been safely deposited on the side of the road, by one of the goddamn Ranger Ricks i find myself surrounded with this morning

@PastaThief @ryan cold take: if you need a special psychological test to determine if someone is or isn't a person, they're a person

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