ryan wolf @ryan@hates.company

A Lady MacBeth is a MacBeth with cheese.

(Art by @shade)

On page 12 of "Goodnight Moon," there's a wall with a picture of a booted, bipedal rabbit fishing for another rabbit. I feel like this is pretty conceptually challenging material for a children's book.

Hey anyone know if this is a Pholcus phalangioides? I think it's a friend that will eat other spiders, but it's right by my basement door and it had like a punisher skull on is thorax, so I want to know if I should choose violence.

England's OC, Britannia, has gone through many changes over the years. She was given a big pointy fork in 1797, and in 1825 the 12-year-old in charge of the nation's personification added a koopa shell hat. Fearing the litigious Nintendo (which would be founded 54 years later) the koopa shell was changed at the last second for "like a Roman one."

Visiting a family member who always has new, standoffish cats. As is tradition, I have upset them with my love.

blurry like bigfoot

With the rain and the new baby, a 5 hour trip took 8. This is the omen I got from the Oracle at Zero Dark Thirty before we left, which I foolishly ignored.

just noticed all the books are turned around in the photo for https://www.cnn.com/2021/05/05/tech/google-office-remote-work-pandemic/index.html . extremely menacing videoconference background energy!

Synthwave Everything is extremely good

made a dutch baby today, but i goofed it up so it's more of a flutch flaby. still yummy!

i'm learning my littlest sister is aggro at chess. how aggro, you ask? the third move of our last game:

we made creme brulee tonight! the torch is basically a lightsaber, how am i supposed to stop playing with this smol lightsaber?

maybe thispersondoesnotexist isn't messing up, maybe the GAN is right that there are aliens standing next to us all the time

repairing some aging headphones, really pleased with the result

overnight yeasted waffles with fresh whipped cream and duck bacon

Cherb has been frozen like this for 10 minutes. He's trying to teleport through a window to attack a bird. He's so focused I'm worried he's going to succeed.

I repeat: any Michael Moorcock novel looks better with any Remedios Varo painting on the cover.

theory: every Michael Moorcock novel would be improved by a Remedios Varo cover, and it doesn't matter which Varo work you pick for the cover

dose #1 baaaaaaaaby!

The team that made Beak, Feather, & Bone is making 6 little, weird, beautiful TTRPGs you get once a month digitally, and then altogether as a boxed set: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1013756372/possible-worlds/