ryan wolf @ryan@hates.company

the intellectual dark wub

overlooked in the controversy over whether he shot first: i think greedo isn't a real space alien! over these next 247 posts i wi

source: https://www.reddit.com/r/SequelMemes/comments/dxc8t4/baby_yoda_i_am_require_ketamine_in_a_sippy_cup_i/

TIL about https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soldiers_(food) . this makes way more sense than trying to jam the whole slice in by the corners or shredding it by hand into sadness polygons, which is how i've always done it

i was listening to Devo today, and discovered the most hogwild Disney collab ever: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devo_2.0

starbuck climbs on the back of the couch and politely taps me when she wants to be pet. today i caught her in the act:

me, howling at the ceiling

cherb is a weird little goblin

starbuck enjoying a warm radiator on a cold morning

since i added some cushions to the chair, starbuck has taken up a permanent confvigil

i offended cherb, so he huffed across the room and threw himself in cat jail

best advertainment since Chex Quest

At the Hill of Tara, there's a weird long furrow in the ground with this empty sign holder. The sign used to call it the "Banquet Hall," but there's some recent controversy that maybe people have been calling it the wrong thing[1]. But, they don't know what it's really called, so there's no new sign. To borrow a popular phrase from my workplace:

The old sign is deprecated, and the new sign isn't ready yet.

1. see https://www.jstor.org/stable/41417578 for the fascinating deets

i defy you to find a weirder gargoyle than this one i found in Dublin

you vs the horse statue they tell you not to worry about

every statue in ireland is of james joyce, no exceptions

christmas 20xx: teen ryan got a drumset

this morning's puffharvest:

excited to go on a walk

i still have one android device old enough to run Interstellar Selfie Station. now i must keep this crappy old phone alive forever.