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AnCap stands for (An)imal(C)rossing(A)ctivity(P)ub

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*eminem sitting on the toilet*: im beginning to feel like a crap god, crap god

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DO NOT BE FOOLED by the BEE's YELLOW AND BLACK COLOUR SCHEME. she is a COMMUNIST and a STATIST

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I just released a mini EP of cozy Animal Crossing-inspired tunes called Tiny Postcards! 📮 Here's a little preview below 🏝️ 🎶💛  

Listen/purchase the full songs on Bandcamp: visager.bandcamp.com/album/tin

100% of profits going to NYC’s Citymeals program which is continuing to bring food to elderly New Yorkers at risk during c19.

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2020 Top Tip!

from now on, pronounce all words as if you are a Pokemon whose name is that word

*the premise of this joke is that everyone is named Lassie and also that my jokes are funny*
"what's that, Lassie? Lassie is stuck in a well?"

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Everyday now simultaneously feels like both Monday and Friday.

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one day I will forget how to read and my life will improve

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Like a true gamer, my tombstone will have a giant “F” button that people can press

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I would really love a peacetime fantasy RPG. 

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i'm not the target demo for mtv anymore, but hunter x hunter is on netflix so i guess some algorithm loves me

social anxiety —- 

@luna i was born outside the US, and i guess my birth cert looks eXtremely Fake the 2-3 times i've tried to use it as documentation. this setup rules, it's like if the creator of javascript ran the DMV.

if this keeps up for another 5-6 weeks i may finally get around to refreshing my https certs

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i love everything everyone started because they were stuck at home. every half-cocked podcast, every forgettable 0.5-part youtube series, every github repo that's just a README. it's all great, you're doing great.

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Keeping up with the latest news, science, and non-US-aligned analysis:
* Fuck
* FUCK
* Instantly become literally insane and totally non-functional from the utter sense of doom

Not keeping up with the latest news, science, and non-US-aligned analysis:
* Hmm OK I can work now
* Gradually overcome with the feeling that I'm sleepwalking into a woodchipper

@pizza have you tried tripping the light fantastic, into the woods, beyond all signs, further, further?

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