for y2k, i wrote a program in lego mindstorm's clickengui that would wait until the new year and then roll forward until the bot knocked over some empty mountain dew cans. i have no idea what i thought this would prove--this is a heartwarming, early peek into how bad i am at computers

i used delphi once, writing a line-following robot for lego mindstorms. well, my dad wrote it while i watched. well, my dad copied it out of a book while i watched. anyway, the delphi expert has logged on.

being on the west coast for a week is nice because the news has a chance to wake up before me. on the east coast, me and the news stare at each blearily across the breakfast table, until i scream "and then what?!"

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john venn: ok now fellas, i know you all hate me for my obsession with making diagrams, and also for my obsession with set theory, but which of you hate me for both? observe,

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hot local ROCKS want YOU to regulate your body temperature on them

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Hyperlink’s coworkers: “Follow me to the land of fairies and pixie dust! Let’s drink magic potions and whisper the secrets of transformation!”

My coworkers: “I’m not racist but”

important update: flight continues to be a mistake, on par with computers

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Debian is basically Windows but with no Internet

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Making a post about my newsletter so I can pin it, subscribe to Don't Threaten Me With a Good Lifetime and tell your friends, fuckos tinyletter.com/pixleyamelia

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Twitter is the worst instance, I’m so glad we all decided not to federate with it

at the 23 minute mark of the finale of Sherlock, that one melody from Mass Effect is playing in the background and it's messing me up

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Someone tried to connect to my MUD via their browser and because of how character creation works right now, that kind of worked so there's now a player standing in Crossed Candles Inn with the user name "GET / HTTP/1.1"

listened to pittsburgh symphony play bolero tonight. it's so amazing live!

leaving bank employees with the vague impression you are pals, from online

parasocial engineering by parakevin mitnick

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