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"whilst" and "whomst" imply the existence of "howst"

@drwho sorry, I don't understand what you are saying

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don't watch Lady Bird if you are already feeling lots of things, damn movie will make you feel additional things

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was sick with worry about the new babysitter, so much that after everything went fine im still hungover with worry

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I identify strongly with Boo-Berry, who looks the most unenthusiastic about his job watching over the cereal bowl.

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@ryan (To this day I wonder had I not followed my first instinct to reboot the machine while screaming in horror that it was possessed and needed an exorcism if that was a golden ticket to a cushy six/seven figure consulting job for life. Maybe some more deserving Charlie than me will one day find that and inherit the Lawyer Factory that sometimes programs.)

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@ryan I will be forever be amused by the one day where I wrote a SELECT in a command line session to a remote Oracle instance and Oracle “kindly” somehow dropped my machine into a Java IDE I’m mostly sure wasn’t installed on that PC to debug an exception deep somewhere in the pits of a stacktrace in the DB’s Query Execution Planner. #campfirestories

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me: i want halloween decorations for my room but i want like, subtle ones!!!

my brother: so you can keep them year round and look like an edgy emo??

me: yES

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Lewd, silly 

New Hollywood: welcome to the party. We have a sound bath going on, and over here Elon Musk is showing us some memes

Old Hollywood: the bisexual orgy pit is over there, but before you tag in, please consider registering with the communist party

Difficult computer question 

@venko @bulkington threading off venko because it mentions that same cdrt thing a lot

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@venko @bulkington xi-editor.io/docs.html are written by a smart coworker I like back when he was playing around with this. the editor based on it is abondonware now, but the articles are pretty readable and entertaining for me, someone who definitely can't write my own text editor

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