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you can barely see but in my avatar it says "damaged" now because I'm so edgy

@ezlev i don't know what this means, but if it's a dunk on text editors users then i support you

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@esvrld everyone should have to know a little sumerian to be considered literate

you: "chording" all the keys on your keyboard at once, programming in emacs
me: unable to figure out how to insert in vim, 0 code written, therefore blameless and pure

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orgmode doesn't exist and you all need to stop lying

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drank a lot of ice tea so i could stay up and battle the screamy baby during his bottle feed, but he drank it all with 0 fuss. now he's dead asleep and i am W I R E D. i have no other choice: i must now pick a fight with an emacs user to burn off this extra energy

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the year is 2021 and my graduate supervisor is thinking about getting a tiktok

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I used to have a bag of marbles; mostly used as decorations for vases or other glassware – but over the years, between all the moves, they've disappeared. I have literally lost my marbles.

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i've said it before and i'll say it again: bears are just wide dogs

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all reading christopher tolkien's shitty fanfic to learn more about the flame of udun

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rewatched the first lord of the rings today, and teen me was right: elves and shit rules

i'm so tired i just switched sweaters because i couldn't figure out which way was front on the other one

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George Orwell is rolling over in his grave right now

And someone needs to do something about it, because a corpse is not supposed to do that

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today was too many days. tomorrow is cancelled.

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