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Like y'all remember the war that people fought to not have to give a shit about England any more, right?

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@nytpu nice, I've uninstalled man-db and I'll see if that's sufficient to stop the slow rebuilding step during updates before trying out some of the heavier metal suggestions at that link. thanks!

as i wait for another linux update to finish updating man pages, i wonder what i always wonder:
is there a way to tell linux i am never ever using "man" and it can just go ahead and skip that step? i am going to look up which order the arguments for ln go online 100% of the time, i will never remember that man exists and can tell me.

@jleedev oh my goodness, there's a copy of the runaway bunny on the shelf on that same page! I am impressed by your knowledge of the deep Margaret Wise Brown lore

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On page 12 of "Goodnight Moon," there's a wall with a picture of a booted, bipedal rabbit fishing for another rabbit. I feel like this is pretty conceptually challenging material for a children's book.

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goodnight room
goodnight moon
goodnight second moon that's really getting quite close now

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Poll, don't open 

How many of you open 'don't opens'

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the solution to the british monarchy is simple

once the queen dies, promptly crown her true heirs

(her true heirs are her corgis) (they're the british national mascots now) (it's fine)

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@Anarkat in my family we refer to that as "captain, we're re-routing auxiliary power from life support to engines!"

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Trying to make a really foreboding, gruesome looking place that is repulsive to everyone as a way of keeping people away from nuclear waste is just a way to irradiate any future goths that exist

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"wow looks like nothing valued is here."

"hey I'll meet you at the place where nothing is honored so we can blast cigs and stay up late"

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The set of Mambo numbers 

ℳ = {1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 🎺}

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I was accused of being a plagiarist. Their words not mine.

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