and it's not like anyone in the 3+ hours of videochats I'm going to be in today for work would notice if I was Pooh Bear-ing it instead

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wearing jeans instead of shorts for the first time since... feb? my brain is so confused that jeans feel like dressing up

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the optimum use of two monitors for work is you have the thing you are currently working on on your primary monitor, and on your secondary, you have a maximized 10 hour a hat in time "peace and tranquility" video

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Who will win this time; the Game Grumps as they desperately try to convince somebody that the Sonic game they're playing is awful, or the cavalcade of youtube commenters who are inexplicable experts on every Sonic game ever created?

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I can’t wait to post at the new Buffalo Wild Wings Outdoor Pagoda. Eating apps while using apps at a safe distance for everyone except the server and myself and the people at the other tables

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why use discord when you can just blast udp packets across the ocean

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i relate with artificial neural networks, i too have been trained on random shit on the internet

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Mastodon highly encourages image descriptions to be written, which is something I've come to enjoy quite a bit. My client tells me to do it "for the visually impaired", but think it is selling it short. Image descriptions are very useful means for providing context to an image that would otherwise be awkward to put in the main toot. I think they should be fun and have some personality too!

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the wise lizer bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between warm rocks & cold rocks. you endotherm. you fucking #NoAss"

@mjfi sorry, I don't think I have a useful/interesting perspective on this. I've never used invidio.us, and I've never worked on large-scale preservation efforts like Archive Team.

@mjfi sorry, i meet the real US space force, not the netflix show. i have no opinion on if Austin Walker should direct a Netflix show

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What's up goblins here is the forbidden lore:

Sonic the Hedgehog is a zoomer

The main thing I've learned from binge watching Waypoint's videos is that Austin Walker can and must lead Space Force. Put mechs on the Moon!

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he's cranking up the gecs dial, people are warning him the system cannot handle that much gec

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@ryan Just remember, software only does what you tell it to. Except when it doesn't, and you spend 3 days drunk, swearing, and staring at code until your eyes burn

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