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@matt @ryan use lasers, measure and cut simultaneously. 1000% efficiency

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They say you should measure twice and cut once, but I've found it's much more efficient to only measure once for each time you cut. You can literally reduce your measuring time by 50%! This technique is how I intend to disrupt the measuring and cutting industry

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Online spaces are very profitable, so companies need to protect their investments by trying to stop people from getting horny in them. But history shows us that every public space will, inevitably, be filled with horny people. This phenomenon is known as "Keynesian Economics".

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Look, all I'm saying is that riots don't lead to change. What leads to change is setting up so many barricades in your neighbourhood that it becomes a terrifying maze that traps terrified cavalry regiments for hours at a time.

we've misunderstood "pulled up by their bootstraps" this whole time. "bootstraps" is just an old timey word for arms, and that's literally just how climbing works, you antediluvian, trite chumps.

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embedded systems nonsense 

tired: gnu make is a build system that builds the program
wired: Kbuild is a meta build system for building linux kernels using make
inspired: yocto is a meta meta build system that configures and runs kbuild to make you kernels
hired: Xilinx(C) PetaLinux(R)(tm) is a meta meta meta build system that configures and runs yocto
retired: I wrap Xilinx(tm) PetaLinux(R)(c) in my own shell scripts, making a meta meta meta meta build system

bad news haters, i feel great today and i'm.making it YOUR problem

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still thinking about that post "I can offset my carbon footprint for the year by convincing one person to not get into NFTs"

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the solution to the black hole information loss paradox turns out to be that the information is preserved in the black hole's image description

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no gods no masters no certificate authorities

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im sorry i couldn't come to your wedding reception i was making alfredo sauce

@eris @chj0 "better than covid" is a good mantra for today, better than what i've been using: "better than that one linear algebra class i took in a repurposed closet with a very nice Finnish professor who never talked about a whisper"

your punishment will be bad posts. no, this will not be distinguishable from my regular bad posts.

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bad news haters, i'm feeling down from pfizer dose #2 and i'm making it YOUR problem

article on HN: "...everyone just uses Goodreads to record what they've read"
top comment: "OpenLibrary exists and oh also lacks that one feature"

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as a continental philosopher aware that there have been developments in physics since 1889 i am the analytic philosopher's worst nightmare

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