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i want a girl with a short week and a looooooooong weekend

TIL about en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soldiers . this makes way more sense than trying to jam the whole slice in by the corners or shredding it by hand into sadness polygons, which is how i've always done it

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the only good thing about going offline is that it gives you time to do neat stuff you can post about next time you’re online

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at least im making 1.561 billion cookies per second

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I just thought of a cake in the shape of a Hilbert curve to optimize for the best part of the cake: the edges, then I discovered someone already made it! I'm glad that there are brains out there that think about the same stuff as me.

mpetroff.net/2019/04/hilbert-c

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food 

The Kitchn has an article about "we tried 6 methods for making mashed potatoes and there was a clear winner!" and they made mashed potatoes in a fuckin slow cooker and sous vide (???) and the clear winner was "just make mashed potatoes like a normal human, like, just.... make mashed potatoes"

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Half-Life 2 turns 15 today. Aphex Twin's Selected Ambient Works Volume II turned 25 this year. I made a chill ambient/tourism mod that combines them.
First release = first track, more later. Details on the mod's @itchio page.
Enjoy!
jp.itch.io/saw2-hl2

pro gamer strat: if you make mulled cider your house will smell like mulled cider

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A Twilight Zone episode where this nice monster is trying to enjoy an airplane trip, but out on the wing they keep seeing the wretched and horrifying William Shatner

keybase gave me $75 worth of their crypto and trying to actually sell them is awful. a thousand enfant terrible with digital wallet startups want me to send them scans of my passport to make an account. my estimated losses to inept cybercrime is surely more than $75.

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y'all put your cereal water into the soda stream before or after adding the cereal?

everyone is complaining about the birds working for the bourgeoisie, but the important thing is for a bird to be working

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raspberry pis are great because you can make them into underwhelming versions of other things

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*is up early* mannnn i can't WAIT to go back to sleep the second i get home

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i am glad i exposed at least 3 people to 17776 yesterday

it's so fucking overlooked

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Being an enby is all about mastering the skills of all 5 genders while avoiding the dark flaws which caused them to destory one another in the 500 year war

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I want a death stranding baby tank but instead of a baby it’s a burrito

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