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I’m just excited for the 2020 New Years glasses to have 2 evenly spaced 0s for the eyes 👀

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so do yall take down your halloween tree before or after new year's?

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Alc 

Last night when ordering a long island ice tea I asked for a thousand island

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D&D lets you live out all kinds of fantasies, such as:
-Having everyone call you by your preferred name and gender
-Having a big group of friends who do everything together
-Making a reasonable wage as a freelancer
-Being able to murder the terrible leadership of your country
-Getting 8 hours of sleep

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Bf just discovered Apple is rebooting Ghostwriter

Which was a weird premise for a TV show to begin with

"What if the dead rearranged the letters of words but only children could see it?"

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dear computers boys 

let me change my name
let me change my email
don't make it a federal fucking issue

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The other day I was buying leatherwork tools and the seller told me he could make me one for a Dremel that is faster than doing it by hand.

- Do you have a Dremel?
- Yes, I do
- I can sell you one for the Dremel, it's faster and has better results
- No, I want to do it by hand.
- ...

Sometimes the result is not the important part.

Meditation is good.

Take some break, do stuff that helps you disconnect from this shitty world

i hope everyone finds a quiet moment today (to post to mastodon from yr parent's bathroom)

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ME: Basiclaly its just a joke we do where whoever says theyre Bryce Youngquist the most wins
COP: Thats not what a joke is
ME: Well its good either way

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do not sing "the twelve days of christmas" if you are a true christian. there's only one day of christmas and it's the day santa was born

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kids these days don't know what it was like to play counter strike source in a clan with Americans they didn't really like recruited from xfire forums who would ask you to read their runescape fanfiction and that's why we need to bring back national service

inside you there are two wolves. they are both named Jake. they cohost a podcast.

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i fear that merely depicting an environment in this style is enough to summon The Goose into it

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overlooked in the controversy over whether he shot first: i think greedo isn't a real space alien! over these next 247 posts i wi

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closing the mastodon tab so i can focus on opening up a new tab to check on mastodon

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