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The Piss Beatles are just like the regular Beatles but, well, yknow

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uh actually it's pronounced cha-vurches

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I’m just excited for the 2020 New Years glasses to have 2 evenly spaced 0s for the eyes 👀

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so do yall take down your halloween tree before or after new year's?

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Alc 

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the reason we are all driving from the hollers back to our cities today is not because of holidays: this is actually a "recreate the pilot of the Walking Dead" flash mob

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D&D lets you live out all kinds of fantasies, such as:
-Having everyone call you by your preferred name and gender
-Having a big group of friends who do everything together
-Making a reasonable wage as a freelancer
-Being able to murder the terrible leadership of your country
-Getting 8 hours of sleep

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Bf just discovered Apple is rebooting Ghostwriter

Which was a weird premise for a TV show to begin with

"What if the dead rearranged the letters of words but only children could see it?"

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dear computers boys 

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The other day I was buying leatherwork tools and the seller told me he could make me one for a Dremel that is faster than doing it by hand.

- Do you have a Dremel?
- Yes, I do
- I can sell you one for the Dremel, it's faster and has better results
- No, I want to do it by hand.
- ...

Sometimes the result is not the important part.

Meditation is good.

Take some break, do stuff that helps you disconnect from this shitty world

my dog has a denim jacket he loves to wear outside when its cold, but he refuses to pee while wearing it. there's no point to this story.

i hope everyone finds a quiet moment today (to post to mastodon from yr parent's bathroom)

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ME: Basiclaly its just a joke we do where whoever says theyre Bryce Youngquist the most wins
COP: Thats not what a joke is
ME: Well its good either way

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