a friend in philly has symptoms but no tests are available. a relative in allentown got tested but won't get results for 7-10 days. the drive-through testing site in pittsburgh ran out of money and shut down a day after opening. i am not feeling super confident the reported cases in PA are going to become accurate any time soon.
when my siblings and i were kids we came up with the Mom Media Hypothesis, which is the universal truth that your mom will always inevitably walk in at the absolute most incriminating or inappropriate part of any piece of media, no matter how innocuous that media may generally be. I told my creative writing teacher about this in passing and he openly mocked me. the next class he was showing Moonrise Kingdom and the superintendent walked in at the PRECISE moment that he touches her boob.
welcome to the general strike... Matress Factory?! https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-24/u-s-retailers-plan-to-stop-paying-rent-to-offset-virus-closures
EXTREME MEATPUNKS FOREVER: SEASON 1 is COMPLETELY FREE for the next 48 hours!!! Gay disasters beating up neonazis in giant robots made of meat!
🍖 Pilot mechs!
🍖 Fight your clone!
🍖 Run from the cops!
🍖 Fall in love????
If you had asked me which direction I saw 2020 going, 1000 times out of 1000 I would not have guessed Britney Spears calling for wealth redistribution and a general strike.
taking out a newspaper ad that's like "kind, gullible, 60% innocent young man looking to be ensnared and held prisoner forever by a evil witch. find me foolishly wandering the forest roads late a night with an easily blown out lantern"
hopeful and mad about it. 31, he/him, pittsburgh. work at google, views are my own
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