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young people today ought to spend less time listening to michael bublé and more time reading their michael biblé

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ambiguity in language only works in a brain teaser if there's something else in the context that can resolve the ambiguity. if your brain teaser has more than one answer it's bad. if you insist only one of the answers is "correct" you are bad.

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Worf: it is tradition to drink pumpkin spice at the turn of the season
Jadzia: I think it's great that Worf is enjoying non-klingon things
O'Brien: but it's not even fall yet!
Sisko: maybe a little pumpkin spice is just what this station needs
Kira: what the hell is a pumpkin

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the royal we was first introduced because for a time, the throne of england would be held by a bunch of princes melded together, rat king style

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ska sub-genres:
• Ska
• 2-Tone Revival
• Third Wave
• Ska Punk
• Ska Classic
• Original Recipe
• Extra Crispy
• Ska 3.5
• Ska for Workgroups™︎
• Skacore
• Skython (Ska Python)

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look at my pork chop! i used sous vide to make the inside nice, and then a stovetop to sear the outside. doesn't it look super profesh?

it makes collaborating much harder too: the people you interact with will have a much wider range or energy/attention/focus than usual--adjust your expectations waaay down.

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i had a good day and was shocked at how energetic and sharp and happy i felt. don't let 2020 warp your expectations--things are rough and you are getting less done because it's legitimately harder.

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if you go into the countryside you can see real life rabbits and badgers clipping through the level geometry, simply in order to get to their homes

a coworker wondered why i called a venomous caterpillar a "spicy boy." the internet has absolutely melted my brain.

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