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*me trying to understand factorio voice* ah, so it yeets to the far side but yoinks from either side

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Music theory joke 

The existence of augmented reality implies the existence of perfect, major, minor and diminished realities

I can never remember who Greg Egan, Greg Bear, and Gregory Benford are because they secretly comprise the All-Greg, Writer of Self-Insert Scientist/Protagonists

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you, concerned, with the naïveté of a child: these tech companies are getting huge and monopolistic. they should be broken up
me, serene, wise beyond my years: they should simply be nationalized

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Be the wife guy you want to see in the world

not excited about the 5 worst fucking people on earth making a reasonable sounding point

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your parents have electronic weighing scales in their bathroom. the battery ran out 12 years ago

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okay, sure, you're a messy bitch that loves The Drama. we can stipulate to that. agreed.

but which TYPE of love do you have for The Drama?

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alright, day 1 of my project to make a computer capable of abstract reasoning by feeding it tons and tons of data. it sure would suck if knowledge was contextual and contingent

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I've been using i3wm on this samsung r480 for more than 10 years ago, and just today finally got the brightness and volume keys to work

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thinking about using evolution to explain behaviour

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"Cat People" (1942) is like if George Darling from "101 Dalmations" got married to Dracula, and kept plinking away at his piano and making soothing noises in his fake 1940s Hollywood accent while Dracula moped about how he was cursed to kill George, and then eventually kills George.10/10

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