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"i think there's a small werewolf outside. a small loud werewolf."
--my mom

Since tomorrow is All Hallow's Eve, today is All Hallow's Eevee.

i don't even remember if i asked the dog to jump up on the bed or if he jumped up on his own. all my "hup"pings run together, yesterday and yesterday and yesterday

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the only unacceptable perversion is liking the axiom of choice

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I have never been so specifically called out in agitprop before

"Elric of Melnibone" is a book about the saddest MurderElf on MurderElf island.

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My friend recently told me this fun fact: Your skeleton has always been wet.

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At a little startup in LA, I used to work with 2/7 of the people who made this: nintendo.com/games/detail/the- !! I'm happy they are doing cool stuff, and I can't wait to pet all the sled dogs!

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re: twitter.com/cd_hooks/status/13 did "wife guy" mutate from "online Guy who is weird about having a wife" (like the "don't email my wife" wife Guy) to "Wife version of online guy types" (like the tweet)?

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I'm not gonna do the Tellonym but if you want you can email my wife and ask her questions about me.

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is it weird that in any piece of media where something supernatural happens to only certain people and no one else can perceive it, my first instinct is working out how i'd prove its existence to anyone outside of that group if i had to

like in persona(??) i think(???) certain people get an extra hour in the day to fight monsters in(?????? i haven't played any of them) but i bet you could devise some proof-of-work scheme to show that you were doing calculations for longer than the amount of time available to everyone else

Eyes Wide Shut is just Rocky Horror with more stilted acting

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🎶 debates will let the hosts hit mute, bolivia undoes a coup 🎶

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*billy joel voice* 🎶 rookie witches hexed the moon, jeffrey toobin crankin' zoom 🎶

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