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today was too many days. tomorrow is cancelled.

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yeah i'm plugged into the bean dad discourse:
Anybody know where to find a good recording of someone performing that Andrew Lloyd Webber play where the trains fuck?

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the "wench brigades" are still making the same caitlyn jenner non-joke they'd been making since 2015. at this rate, you can look forward to drunk longshoremen dressed as attack helicopters circa 2050

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the mummers parade was canceled in philly this year so now there's some kind of pro-trump/anti-vax protest happening on 2nd street. the change from earlier years is mostly cosmetic.

i read 12 fewer books than last year, and this year's books had much smaller words. i did, however, make it to the end of 2020 without forgetting how to read, so i'm calling that a win.

you know you have found the good pulp novels when everyone's eyes are always flashing, just constantly.

No man is a failure who has friends, except Failures Georg, who lives in a cave with 5,000 friends who hate him.

for your christmas morning background music needs: the song Alley Cat, over and over and over

watching "It's a Wonderful Life" on christmas eve is a tradition in my family. i was basking in a nice puddle of childhood feels, when all of a sudden mr. gower's son robert dies of the *last* plague to hit the US.

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I said it last year and I’ll say it this year, Jim Carrey grinch is the most powerful Grinch in terms of combat ability.

Carrey Grinch has 100% killed people before, and I’m reasonably sure he kills at least one more during the film’s runtime.

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