ryan wolf @ryan@hates.company

today was too many days. tomorrow is cancelled.

yeah i'm plugged into the bean dad discourse:
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Anybody know where to find a good recording of someone performing that Andrew Lloyd Webber play where the trains fuck?
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Retief is good

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the "wench brigades" are still making the same caitlyn jenner non-joke they'd been making since 2015. at this rate, you can look forward to drunk longshoremen dressed as attack helicopters circa 2050

the mummers parade was canceled in philly this year so now there's some kind of pro-trump/anti-vax protest happening on 2nd street. the change from earlier years is mostly cosmetic.

2020 is dead and you aren't

the killdozer wreckage is a horcrux prove me wrong https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvin_Heemeyer#Fate_of_the_bulldozer

i read 12 fewer books than last year, and this year's books had much smaller words. i did, however, make it to the end of 2020 without forgetting how to read, so i'm calling that a win.

you know you have found the good pulp novels when everyone's eyes are always flashing, just constantly.

No man is a failure who has friends, except Failures Georg, who lives in a cave with 5,000 friends who hate him.

for your christmas morning background music needs: the song Alley Cat, over and over and over https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLgQsO2XIik0XSFQRoITztswHpuq3zSs-m

watching "It's a Wonderful Life" on christmas eve is a tradition in my family. i was basking in a nice puddle of childhood feels, when all of a sudden mr. gower's son robert dies of the *last* plague to hit the US.

pudding head