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Imagine having a great idea at Burning Man and then losing your company in 1 blog post. The same DMT Machine Elves that are always whispering to Joe Rogan meet you at the shitty desert rave: "Tell a bunch of people with a ton of money in an industry with huge unmet demand that thet can't yell about politics on internal forums anymore. It'll be epic bacon!" But alas, it was not epic bacon.

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an adult named Jim?
oh u mean James Boy Advance

hit the "2nd dose had enough time to work" mark 24 hours ago, and have only left my house to bring in some garbage cans, truly, I am partying like like it's 2019 or earlier

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always appreciate when an ebook retains the notice that it was printed “on acid-free 30 percent postconsumer wastepaper”

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The problem with Microsoft Word is that Microsoft Word is not compatible with Microsoft Word

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*me to my date, pointing at the giant zombie in bondage gear with a rocket launcher* that's nemesis

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Uber, Lyft, DoorDash stocks close down after U.S. Labor secretary says gig workers should be classified as employees cnbc.com/2021/04/29/uber-lyft-

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washington DC should be a state, but it should be merged with the other washington state to create mega washington

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math should be all about shapes. if the math doesn't have a shape, it should be invalid

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.? yes i support animal control. i think the animals should be in control of everything.

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thinking about the subset of users now forever trapped in an endless webinar

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Opening a restaurant that serves thin pancakes for money.
It's my crêpe-to-currency scheme.

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Authors may be missing royalty statements or checks across a wide range of properties in prose, comics, or graphic novels. This list is incomplete and based on properties for which they have verified reports of missing statements and royalties.

writersmustbepaid.org/

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if you ever find yourself fighting a hippo, just remember the hippo combat protocol.

𝑯 - hang in there!
𝑰 - it'll get better!
𝑷 - pretend this isn't happening!
𝑷 - praying. have you tried that?
𝑶 - okay, well. uh.. huh. hmm.

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Anyway I'd rather spend time with a squirrel or a rat than anyone who regularly uses Nextdoor

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