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Crumbl Cookie was founded in 2017, and now has over a hundred franchise locations. I can't find any information about their investors, but I'll leave you with two interesting data points.
* the business plan was silly in 2017, but a cookie delivery chain is exactly what everyone wanted in 2020
* no one has ever seen Crumbl founder Jason McGowan and Dr. Anthony Fauci in the same room at the same time

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Were they....were they not barred from committing fraud previously?

the Nuremberg defense in depth is when you say you were only following orders, from inside a simulation run by the real criminals, who are trapped inside a simulation run by the real criminals, who aren't responsible for their crime because they were only executing the code of the simulation they were trapped in, which...

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stop saying "my kid could paint that," and start saying "my kid *will* paint that!" the time is now to introduce your child to the lucrative world of art forgery

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Staring at the Roomba making its rounds is the modern version of staring at Defrag.

Go Bumpy, go~

i think my first day at fastly went great! now to take a big sip of coffee and check my work email

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Stack Overflow is dead, I am the Stack Overflow now.

Send me your coding questions and I will answer them.

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Life’s continuous replenishing of highly reactive & volatile oxygen in the atmosphere of Earth has changed the rocks on this planet into a huge variety of chemically unusual and diverse minerals that just don’t appear in more inert environments.

So when I say that space is mostly emptiness and rocks, I’m underselling the dullness. Even the rocks on a planet with life are way more interesting than the ones out in the void.

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all these websites down!! but melon dot computer is up!!!!!!! who,s laughing now baybee

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@ryan maybe our universe is the wack one for generating so many of the other kind of battles?

Maybe it would be obvious if I knew anything about the underlying Warhammer 40k game (I refuse), but in the novels why does the universe conspire to generate 3-way battles with such regularity?

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of course you are destined to achieve greatness if your name is tony hawk

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Thinking of becoming the fediverse's first Amazon FC Ambassador.

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"world music", as opposed to music not of this world

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hi, i'm wife guy fieri, and welcome to diners, drive-ins, and wives

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"Now you can see here that the wizard put a lot of work into this lock - if we turn it around, here you can see all the standard sigils, plus a few interesting choices of protection rune. But this is still one of the worst cursed puzzle boxes I've ever seen, for one simple reason - it has zero elemental defenses. All we have to do is Shape a little Water into the lock, flash-freeze it to expand, aaand... it comes right open. Overall, I can't say I recommend this lock for storing anything more important than your ball bearings - it simply isn't going to stop your average adventurer. In any case, that's all I have for you today. This has been The Lockpicking Rogue, and as always, have a nice day."

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This pride month remember to stock up your polyarmory with

Lance
Glock
Battle-axe
Trident

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