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Y'all out there using "husband" when I coined "guyfe" 212 days ago. My wife signed my birthday present as "To: The Guyfe From: The Wife"

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Omg. This fudge isn't solidifying. The opposite problem of yesterday.

Last year I had no problem making fudge, what the hell. It's like I got the fudge yipps. Not cool.

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pretty fucked up that for thirty years scooby Doo and the gang were yanking rubber masks off of old prospectors and guys who wanted to build shopping malls and all of a sudden in the late 90s they started encountering actual mummies and shit

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On my way to work today I saw a truck with a pallet of building materials that had the words "TOP QUALITY" scrawled on it in black spraypaint, and I can't think of a medium for those words that renders them less believable than black spraypaint

Pelts (2006) is directed by the guy who made Suspiria, and Meat Loaf stars as a sleazy furrier who makes a cursed fur coat out of raccoons. Like 101 Dalmations, but directed by Argento and starring that guy I mostly remember from Rocky Horror.

I... I'm so happy this exists.

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TIL that cubic zirconia crystals are made in something called a skull crucible which sounds a lot cooler than it actually looks gemologyproject.com/wiki/index

the Oracle at Zero Dark Thirty is fiesty this morning

slumberkins.com/collections/al is trying to say that the little booklet helps kids deal with grief and loss. but what the copy actually says is "promotes: grief and loss."

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I'm committing to the bit

(the bit being: crimes)

(I'm committing crimes)

i renounce the ways of programming. i am now a pumpkin

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ever look at your upbringing and go, "damn, how did I end up vaguely normal and okay?" oh, haha, cool, me neither

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Ysflight is a terrible flight Sim because I was able to land an f-18 properly on my second try
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i just read a text from 1965 where someone describes the "ideal computer display"

and this is just a star trek holodeck but he specifies that it can shoot you

"Handcuffs displayed in such a room would be confining, and a bullet displayed in such a room would be
fatal."

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showering in the otherwise empty locker room today was made extremely creepy by the fact that ive been listening to nothing but horror fiction podcasts the last week lmao

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