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a friend just got a govt job, and was having trouble getting a security fob to work with their chromebook and the front line IT person was not helping and they finally got someone who actually knows how computer to help and im doing little fist pumps.

good evening ONLY to Linda who is single handedly keeping the entire govts laptops working as far as im concerned.

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Antipope, antipasta. Italians sure love to hate on their own stuff.

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a lot of you are wasting your time trying to "pull" on dating sites when you could be pulling the woman of your dreams out of the depths of your local bog

food 

I had to pivot off apressurecooker.com/korean-gro halfway through because it wanted some weird instant pot bowl, but the same ingredients cooked on the stove are really nice.

I was looking around for a bowl that's the right size to use instead in the instant pot, but luckily my wife pointed out that I might be building a ceramic shrapnel bomb!

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If you put off going to work in the morning the work doesn't exist

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latin alphabet ruined: both R and A look like amogus
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took the Christmas tree down

now what am i supposed to fuck?!

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Boba Fett walling up Bib Fortuna as he wails "For god's sake, Boba Fett!" call him Bib Fortunato.

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The Golden Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs

- James George Frasier Crane

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how much of adult life do you reckon is cleaning the kitchen? 50%?

only you can prevent slant rhymes
report suspicious lines
perpetrators will be fined

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Important: Margaret has the exact same side profile as pikachu

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i have so many feelings but sometimes i don't know which ones

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